Internally, we’re screaming.
1. “You’re so quiet.”
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2. “Are you in your head a lot?”
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Aren’t…aren’t we all?
3. “You never make eye contact.”
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I really want to now!
4. “I just assumed you hated everyone.”
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Not talking = seething hatred for all humanity, DUH.
5. “Just relax.”
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I AM, it just involves not talking as much.
6. “You should take a public speaking class!”
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LOL, why would I do that?
7. “Just go and say hi to [x person], it’s no big deal!”
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8. “Are you really introverted?”
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Shy extroverts exist! But also, labels are silly so let’s not?
9. “You should talk more! You’re so funny!”
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Can’t I just chill? Is that so wrong?
10. “What are you thinking about right now?”
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How much I enjoyed this conversation until this exact moment?
11. “You don’t have to be shy around me, I’m nice!”
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12. “You should smile more.”
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+50 douche points if this is said to a woman, by a man.
13. “Are you this shy with your family?”
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HELL NO. I YELL AND BLAST MUSIC ALL THE TIME. OBVIOUSLY.
14. “At least you’re a good listener!”
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…I actually just zoned out though 🙁
15. “Drinking might help.”
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Well, yeah. But I like how I am, so.
16. “Just be yourself.”