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21 Inane Baby Products For Questionable Parents

Here’s how it works.

While gross in theory, this little tool is actually handy and fairly popular.

2. High Heels

Well, if Tori Spelling believes in them, they’re obviously a grand idea. By a company called “Heelarious.”

3. Bacon-Flavored Infant Formula

A huge tub is only $19.99.

4. Potty Trainer iPad Holder

5. The Crib Dribbler

So you can feed your baby like a hamster.

6. A Crib Tent

So the cat doesn’t eat your baby.

7. The Bathroom Babykeeper

Only $39.99!

8. Baby Bangs

Really makes you wonder why Urban Outfitters hasn’t opened a baby outpost yet.

9. A Crying Analyzer

This baby is only 42% satisfied with the job you’re doing. $48.51 from

10. The Daddle

Get it here.

11. The Bite Counter

For the micromanaging parent.

12. Baby Bomb Shelter


13. The Thudguard

The fins on top add aerodynamics to your baby’s movements. Get it here.

14. Giant Hand Pillows That “Conform to Your Baby’s Body”

Get it here.

15. Paper High Chair

For the sustainable baby.

17. The Baby Butt Fan

For the easy, breezy, carefree baby.

18. The Poop Alarm

Alert the world! Get it here.

19. The Crumb Cap

Designed by a mother to “prevent her toddler from squishing food in her hair during meals.” Get it here.

20. Bottle Holder

Also doubles as a baby paraglider.

21. Breastfeeding Bra for Men

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