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A Ranking Of 40 Halloween Candies From Nastiest To Raddest

40. These Nasty-Ass Pumpkins No Fucking Clue What They’re Actually Called

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Pure tasteless sugar blechhhhh.

39. Tootsie Rolls

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Poop-shaped boringness.

38. Candy Corn

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CANDY CORN IS THE DEVIL. You always have to have a taste each season, but even three candy corns later, it’s regrettable.

37. Peanut Butter Kisses

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Wrapped in those shady no-brand wrappers? I wouldn’t trust the person who gave you these.

36. Marshmallow Peeps

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Peeps belong at EASTER. Not Halloween. BYE.

35. Gummy Teeth

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The worst is when you trick-or-treat at some old lady’s house and she offers you these from a dish and just howwww many people have touched them before you? Ew.

34. Pumpkin Balls

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The fuck are these things anyhow? Baseballs? Basketballs? Pumpkins that look like basketballs?

33. Dubble Bubble

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If you are handing out this chalk-tasting bubble gum that HARDLY EVEN BLOWS BUBBLES, then you best be giving out some Pixy Stix as well.

32. Mini Hersheys

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The people who give out these tiny chocolates are the Scrooges of Halloween and do not deserve to participate in Halloween AT ALL. These are disappointments wrapped in decorative foils.

31. Caramel Apple Pops

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Otherwise known as your dentist’s worst nightmare.

30. Smarties

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These should be called Stupidies. Because no child looks forward to these on Halloween.

29. Cadbury Scream Egg

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This is just a Cadbury Egg with green or blue stuff in the middle. Cloyingly sweet but then you have a blue or green mouth after.

28. Russell Stover Chocolate Pumpkins

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These are like the knock-off version of Reese’s pumpkins. Not buying it.

27. Candy Corn M&Ms

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Blech. Take the candy no one likes and try to disguise them as M&Ms? Nope.

26. Caramel Apple Twizzlers

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Twizzlers with a creepy green color and a poop center. No thanks.

25. Starburst Candy Corn

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These are like Starbursts that got peer pressured into being candy corn. JUST BE YOU, STARBURSTS.

24. Milky Way Caramel Apple

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Inventive, but not as good as a normal Milky Way.

23. Dots

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So deceptive because when Halloween candies come in little boxes they are supposed to be the best ones, right? WRONG.

22. M&Ms

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Snooore. M&Ms exist only for trading for things slightly better than M&Ms when your stash gets low.

21. Tootsie Fruit Rolls.

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These are kind of nasty, but kind of like fun fruity surprises you find at the bottom of your trick-or-treat bag.

20. Skittles

Skittles will always be a standard when it comes to the mix. TASTE THAT MOTHEREFFIN RAINBOW.

19. Jelly Beans

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Oh my god, you are a classy motherfucker if you hand these out.

18. Sugar Babies

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A slightly rarer, caramel item to be treasured.

17. Rolo

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Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/a-ranking-of-40-halloween-candies-from-nastiest-to-raddest

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