Singles Ask

20 comments for “Avoid social contact.

  1. JonSmiththesecondjrsbowlofcerealscontemplationofexistence
    October 18, 2013 at 5:02 pm

    After being posted to reddit it gets enough views to automatically be sent to front page.

  2. owlest
    October 18, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    why….why would you avoid hot girls?

  3. exerminator2115
    October 18, 2013 at 6:14 pm

    makes it really hard to talk to girls… to me it feels like im extremely shy.

  4. wandergeist
    October 18, 2013 at 6:33 pm

    Read that a couple of times before I realized it wasn’t “asspie” overload, which is what you’d expect walking behind a group of hot girls.

  5. TheFeelsBoat
    October 18, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    It’d be more awkward if they’ve already accepted Him. Then wtf do you do?

  6. tbuddd
    October 18, 2013 at 7:08 pm

    this is fucking hysterical omg

  7. senescence
    October 18, 2013 at 7:12 pm

    I hate retards.

  8. PrinceOberynMartell
    October 18, 2013 at 7:35 pm
  9. cheeesetoast
    October 18, 2013 at 7:37 pm

    Did anybody else try to tick the box with their mouse even though you knew it wasn’t possible?

  10. EveryPartyNeedsAPooperThatsWhyTheyInvitedYou
    October 18, 2013 at 7:39 pm

    Liar Liar I think

  11. EveryPartyNeedsAPooperThatsWhyTheyInvitedYou
    October 18, 2013 at 7:39 pm

    Actually I think it’s Yes Man

  12. ZRod
    October 18, 2013 at 7:54 pm

    Or, you know, you could just be crossing the street because you need to. They could be giggling because someone said something funny.

  13. MrJelle
    October 18, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    People who self-diagnose often do. I’m still on the fence about actual cases.

  14. randomlex
    October 18, 2013 at 8:06 pm

    I can’t think of a clever comment, so I’ll just say “so fucking what?” You’ll never speak/see them again, so no need to agonize over it…

  15. cupcakesandunicorns
    October 18, 2013 at 8:07 pm

    make up your mind!!!

  16. ishavedmybuttforthis
    October 18, 2013 at 8:17 pm

    All missionaries are just awkward people who accidentally knocked on the wrong door

  17. senescence
    October 18, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    yeah autistics usually hate themselves too good point, who would love a sociopath anyway?

  18. icelaw
    October 18, 2013 at 9:39 pm
  19. the9thcircle
    October 18, 2013 at 10:01 pm

    yes!

  20. SonnyWho1972
    October 19, 2013 at 5:35 am

    If fake (it is.. the following is sarcasm) the three girls would have joined his cult (that is religion after all) and a four way ensued.