Singles Ask

13 comments for “Story of my life

  1. jlopezvr7
    February 22, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    Forever alone!

  2. Disastromatic
    February 22, 2013 at 1:57 pm

    Whatever, you get ALL the popcorn.

  3. SafeNafe
    February 22, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    oh shit on it!

  4. jaxng
    February 22, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    Just be the first one to finish so you can get outta there quicker.

  5. JackieMoonLovesMeSexy
    February 22, 2013 at 2:09 pm

    “It’s ok, thats why I have you hand :(“

  6. topsu
    February 22, 2013 at 2:09 pm

    Just masterbate.

  7. TheThaiWolf
    February 22, 2013 at 2:19 pm

    Join the club. :/

  8. MyBrand
    February 22, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    *goes to the bathroom to masturbate*

  9. secretfantasy
    February 22, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    Looks down at guacamole …. zip

  10. DeeJeigh
    February 22, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Your creepy roommate ruins your orgies with his nacho eating?

  11. asdf919191
    February 22, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    just whip it out….they will all stop.

  12. HowHighAmI
    February 22, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    Is that a Detroit Vipers jersey?!!

  13. RYENOT13
    February 22, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    I don’t know how you stayed there.