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19 comments for “The five second rule

  1. MenOnlySeeBasicColours
    March 16, 2014 at 7:05 am

    *Rule does not extend to reposts

  2. SiegmeyerRicard
    March 16, 2014 at 7:05 am

    “a gift” “attack” Yup

  3. TheManTheyCallJayne
    March 16, 2014 at 7:06 am

    True story

  4. kcloud
    March 16, 2014 at 7:07 am

    If there are germs bigger than my pizza, I think I’d have bigger things to worry about.

  5. NSFWThatShit
    March 16, 2014 at 7:07 am

    Reddit is leaking… Send it away before it spreads its contagions…

  6. CommanderDick
    March 16, 2014 at 7:07 am

    Unless you’re like that one guy. Who spilled his food on the floor and then ate it off the carpet.

  7. metaj
    March 16, 2014 at 7:07 am

    That gumdrop doesn’t look very happy. 🙁

  8. JesusVEVO
    March 16, 2014 at 7:07 am

    The repost rule: we have to wait at least one month before attacking!

  9. Littlebiggiant
    March 16, 2014 at 7:07 am

    TIL that germs are a lot more civil than i previously thought.

  10. jackatethecandlestick
    March 16, 2014 at 7:08 am

    I lived and died by this rule.

  11. Fletchski
    March 16, 2014 at 7:08 am

    i knew it!

  12. tattarax
    March 16, 2014 at 7:10 am

    Why downvote this? Because you illogically want that old nonsense to be true?

  13. bigVanilla
    March 16, 2014 at 7:11 am

    Reminds of the rotten gum drop from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n3spUetlno and one of the most entertaining movie intros I’ve seen

  14. danripley93
    March 16, 2014 at 7:11 am

    i want to think of a witty comment since this is on the front page with 24 points but i cant..

  15. SirDeadpoolio
    March 16, 2014 at 7:17 am

    Glad we are all on the same page, I thought they attacked right away.

  16. Mastie
    March 16, 2014 at 8:34 am

    I remember, many a year ago, I got top comment on this pic with. “Does this rule apply to a repost”

  17. SlightlyNormal
    March 16, 2014 at 10:31 am

    Because you have nothing better to do with your life.

  18. Blackninga
    March 16, 2014 at 11:46 am

    The 5 second Repost.