Kim Kardashian has been fooling us this whole time. Here I was, thinking that she was one of those celebs that never really had a talent and got by thanks to her showboating public image. How wrong I was – it turns out she’s a secret agent.
This crackpot theory hasn’t been dreamed up by some stoner on Reddit, but is the brainchild of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards Corp. Vanity Fair reports thatthe groups Organized Cyberspace Crimes Unit believesKardashian isworking for Instagram as part of a complicated ploy to target young people and women.
How does she carry out her evil? By targeting them with aspirational photos showing alifestyle that conflicts with Islam. Whilst the two may seem completely unconnected, Kardashian’s grandparents immigrated to the US from Armenia, which borders Iran.
A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Apr 26, 2016 at 10:07pm PDT
A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Apr 23, 2016 at 6:05pm PDT
Mostafa Alizadeh, a spokesman for theIranian Revolutionary Guards Corp, said on a local news program:
“Ms. Kim Kardashian is a popular fashion model so Instagrams C.E.O. tells her, Make this native.There is no doubt that financial support is involved as well. We are taking this very seriously.”
The organisation believes that Kardashian social media accounts arepromoting a culture of promiscuity, weakening and rejecting the institution of family, ridiculing religious values and beliefs, promoting relationships outside moral rules, and publishing the private pictures of young women.
Wow. Just Wow…