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17 comments for “'Tis my cake day, and I'm starting a new job tomorrow!

  1. andyman820
    September 1, 2014 at 7:57 pm

    not mundane at all

  2. classyfancygay
    September 1, 2014 at 7:57 pm

    But we know he is đŸ˜‰

  3. HighwayWizard
    September 1, 2014 at 7:58 pm

    That’s my secret… I’m always thinking about dragons

  4. Dragoncrazed
    September 1, 2014 at 7:58 pm

    I never think about dragons…

  5. DICKCAMELOT
    September 1, 2014 at 7:58 pm

    Pro tip: don’t browse user sub while at work.

  6. espeondude
    September 1, 2014 at 7:59 pm

    How to train your thoughts?

  7. MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
    September 1, 2014 at 8:00 pm

    “If someone were to come in here and try to shoot us, I would throw this stapler at their head and try and tackle them.”

  8. SpoonOfDoom
    September 1, 2014 at 8:00 pm

    Just spend those 8 hours on the frontpage instead.

  9. PrinceTopher
    September 1, 2014 at 8:01 pm

    or the game

  10. DwightBudWeisenhower
    September 1, 2014 at 8:01 pm

    Maw unleashing razor snow, Of dragons from the blue brought down, Births the walking winter’s woe, The High King in his business suit.

  11. Digital0zero
    September 1, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    But but… I always think about them!

  12. wolfsbane3083
    September 1, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    But… there is one they fear. In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin, Dragonborn!

  13. Siegschranz
    September 1, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    I failed before I finished reading that post

  14. whitechocolatethunda
    September 1, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    Am I allowed to… Imagine Dragons?

  15. DICKCAMELOT
    September 1, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    Precisely.

  16. rg5o
    September 1, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    fuck.

  17. timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
    September 1, 2014 at 8:03 pm

    good luck op, have a fantastic first day!